Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard
Thereâs a reason that roses have thorns
Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake
Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone
Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone
There is no better feeling than staring at a wall with closed eyes
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade
It doesnât sound like that will ever be on my travel list
She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed
He always wore his sunglasses at night
He embraced his new life as an eggplant
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row
David subscribes to the âstuff your tent into the bagâ strategy over nicely folding it
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard
I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it
The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone