Honestly, I didnât care much for the first season, so I didnât bother with the second. 
Watching the geriatric menâs softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball.
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along.
He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter.
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty.
I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks. 
We need to rent a room for our party.
The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable.
Combines are no longer just for farms.
She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it. 
Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof. 
Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails.
Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about.
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use.
Hit me with your pet shark!
It didnât take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs.
The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her. 
I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her.
It must be five oâclock somewhere.
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats