She couldnât decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it
They say that dogs are manâs best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory.
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons
The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes.
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing.
The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds.
Heâs in a boy band which doesnât make much sense for a snake.
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail.
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow.
I checked to make sure that he was still alive
Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal.
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row.
The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July.
Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over.
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots. 
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common. 
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach.
Honestly, I didnât care much for the first season, so I didnât bother with the second. 
You canât compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?