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He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash
I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
It’s important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears
When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds
They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage
Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke
Love is not like pizza
She saw the brake lights, but not in time
Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding
He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance
I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should.
Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same
The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that there’s a long way to fall