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Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie

When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny

They’re playing the piano while flying in the plane

The stranger officiates the meal

As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature.

The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer

She did her best to help him.

As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs.

Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past

Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk.

Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared

The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it

Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday.

Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students.

Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are

It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren’t in the splash zone

Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten.

Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion