Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie
When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny
They’re playing the piano while flying in the plane
The stranger officiates the meal
As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature.
The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer
She did her best to help him.
As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs.
Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk.
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared
The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it
Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday.
Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students.
Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are
It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren’t in the splash zone
Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten.
Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose
Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion