If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting KansasTt
We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet
He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there 
The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out 
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals
The river stole the gods
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid
Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails
At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense
The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms
Itâs difficult to understand the lengths heâd go to remain short.
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when youâre in a better frame of mind.
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them.
In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words
She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable.
The river stole the gods
The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure.
This is a Japanese doll