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She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they’re also status symbols

You’re unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck.

Standing on one’s head at job interviews forms a lasting impression.

  1. The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean.
  1. She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better.

He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell.

The knives were out and she was sharpening hers. :grin: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :heart_eyes:

Courage and stupidity were all he had.

The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy.

Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if I’m truly real

  1. People keep telling me “orange” but I still prefer “pink”.

Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails.

She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us.

He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter.

Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck.

As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs.

Tom got a small piece of pie.

The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime. :blush: :innocent: :stuck_out_tongue:

The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime. :smile: :innocent:

He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number.