- With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever.
- If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.
Is the prick sound better than the gap?
The ignorant read reproduces into the dynamic midnight.
- The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it.
- David subscribes to the âstuff your tent into the bagâ strategy over nicely folding it.
- He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate.
- When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny.
- Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.
- Today I heard something new and unmemorable.
- Art doesnât have to be intentional.
- If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. Itâs really not as bad as it sounds.
- Youâre good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken.
- Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof.
- A song can make or ruin a personâs day if they let it get to them.
- Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.
- It would have been a better night if the guys next to us werenât in the splash zone.
- Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard.
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana.
- Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible.