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Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats

He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets

Please put on these earmuffs because I can’t you hear

The external scars tell only part of the story

Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students

There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of those days

Weather is not trivial - it’s especially important when you’re standing in it.

My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do

I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit

Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire

Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history

The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke

Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over

Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he’s never been there

I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice

Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale

Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are

Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic

The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along.

Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion