Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets
Please put on these earmuffs because I canât you hear
The external scars tell only part of the story
Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasnât one of those days
Weather is not trivial - itâs especially important when youâre standing in it.
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do
I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit
Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire
Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history
The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke
Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over
Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though heâs never been there
I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice
Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along.
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion