There arenât enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth
She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach
The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into focus just as I heard a loud snap
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair
My uncleâs favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles
Weather is not trivial - itâs especially important when youâre standing in it
Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past
Courage and stupidity were all he had
At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense
Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasnât it
Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them
As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos
Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires