The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard
The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin
The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into focus just as I heard a loud snap.
Having no hair made him look even hairier
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto
After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone.
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either.
Just go ahead and press that button.
Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic.
The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean
His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasnât for his stupidity.
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with.
A song can make or ruin a personâs day if they let it get to them