Kik@ purplequeen4u 18f (beware of my impersonators) 🔞

The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn’t worth the effort

The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard

The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family

Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley

All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin

The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into focus just as I heard a loud snap.

Having no hair made him look even hairier

People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying

He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto

After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts

I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag

The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact

Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone.

Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either.

Just go ahead and press that button.

Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic.

The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean

His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity.

She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with.

A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them