I’m a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people
Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires
I am never at home on Sundays
Sixty-Four comes asking for bread.
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers 
Today we gathered moss for my uncle’s wedding
He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love
She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn’t yet returned it
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat
Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible
He liked to play with words in the bathtub
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars
Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate
Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer
Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on
You bite up because of your lower jaw
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn