Kik@ purplequeen4u 18f (beware of my impersonators) 🔞

As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled

Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture

The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears

The old rusted farm equipment surrounded the house predicting its demise

The elephant didn’t want to talk about the person in the room

Too many prisons have become early coffins

Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all

100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine

We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along

As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something

I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break

The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner

Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them.

Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling what could come next.

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose

The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms

She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it

He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started

She was too short to see over the fence

Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake