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He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish

Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone

Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal

Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side

He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance

Red is greener than purple, for sure

Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all

Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso

Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world

The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle

He wasn’t bitter that she had moved on but from the radish

Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since that’s where the people are

Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal

She wasn’t sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages

The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood

He put heat on the wound to see what would grow

She saw the brake lights, but not in time