There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches
Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary
More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert
It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they’re also status symbols
It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn
Weather is not trivial - it’s especially important when you’re standing in it
Just because the water is red doesn’t mean you can’t drink it
He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand
When money was tight, he’d get his lunch money from the local wishing well
The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on anyone in the room
As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy
I’m confused: when people ask me what’s up, and I point, they groan
He wasn’t bitter that she had moved on but from the radish
The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out
Nancy decided to make the porta-potty her home