It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired
I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport
The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer
We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires
She wrote him a long letter, but he didnât read it
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat
He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood
It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them
Three generations with six decades of life experience
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smell
He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven
They got there early, and they got really good seats
For some unfathomable reason, the response team didnât consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency
The sun had set and so had his dreams
Iâve traveled all around Africa and still havenât found the gnu who stole my scarf
If you donât like toenails, you probably shouldnât look at your feet
Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy