The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic
There arenât enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth
She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared
When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds
He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense
Having no hair made him look even hairier
A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb
I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didnât want to subsist on veggie crackers
I only enjoy window shopping when the windows are transparent
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly
Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican
The best key lime pie is still up for debate
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack
Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone