Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers
Mom didnât understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello
He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house
He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign
I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit
You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons arenât available
I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it
Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake
Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with
I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence
I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty
Just go ahead and press that button
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard