He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail
The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled
The father died during childbirth
He swore he just saw his sushi move
He colored deep space a soft yellow
The childâs favorite Christmas gift was the large box her fatherâs lawnmower came in
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home
He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there
She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon
I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow
The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat
The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state
The crowd yells and screams for more memes
It took him a month to finish the meal