The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer
Mom didnât understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello
Weather is not trivial - itâs especially important when youâre standing in it
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat
The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy
It isnât true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her
Thereâs no reason a hula hoop canât also be a circus ring
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them
It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday
I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away
She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon
Even though he thought the world was flat he didnât see the irony of wanting to travel around the world
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade
Thereâs an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isnât it
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute
Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be