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The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer

Mom didn’t understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello

Weather is not trivial - it’s especially important when you’re standing in it

Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat

The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy

It isn’t true that my mattress is made of cotton candy

The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her

There’s no reason a hula hoop can’t also be a circus ring

Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them

It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday

I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away

She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon

Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief

Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin

She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade

There’s an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn’t it

If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute

Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be