Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it
I checked to make sure that he was still alive
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining
She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving
There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose
He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker
I was wondering when youâd come see me.
He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there
I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice
The llama couldnât resist trying the lemonade
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole
She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us
They improved dramatically once the lead singer left
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isnât so bad after all
He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there
Iâll have you know Iâve written over fifty novels
Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale