After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed.
He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven
A glittering gem is not enough
She couldn’t understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy.
The beach was crowded with snow leopards
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic
His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid
As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled
The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke
- Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession.
The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks.
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead
He swore he just saw his sushi move.
The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
I’m a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people
While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam