The body piercing didn’t go exactly as he expected
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone
The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future
Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if I’m truly real
The beach was crowded with snow leopards
He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears
- Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire.
It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday
Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping
Their argument could be heard across the parking lot.
It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction
This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
The most exciting eureka moment I’ve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail
They were excited to see their first sloth 1. Two more days and all his problems would be solved.
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos
Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten
The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well
A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days