The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime
Please put on these earmuffs because I canât you hear
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone
The body piercing didnât go exactly as he expected
Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history
The ice-cream trucks bring back bad memories for all of us
The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail
The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldnât be any different to what my nickname was
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing
My uncleâs favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable
The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasnât good enough
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle
Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime
He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head