He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail
That was how he came to win $1 million
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells
He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone elseâs fire
Some bathing suits just shouldnât be worn by some people
The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her
Itâs not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals
Weâre careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think theyâre fruit
He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasnât a good idea
The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall
Honestly, I didnât care much for the first season, so I didnât bother with the second
As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink