I used to live in my neighborâs fishpond, but the aesthetic wasnât to my taste
The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables
He had accidentally hacked into his companyâs server
I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens
The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm
Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails
He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others
Gary didnât understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping
The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused
Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-lawâs bed
The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat
The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodleâs disappearance
The old rusted farm equipment surrounded the house predicting its demise
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them
He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him
In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words
Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten
Please put on these earmuffs because I canât you hear