She always had an interesting perspective on why the world must be flat
The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is
The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons
It was getting dark, and we werenât there yet
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
Iâll have you know Iâve written over fifty novels
Courage and stupidity were all he had
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
He had accidentally hacked into his companyâs server
He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started
As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights
I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinkin
Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup