He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears
The most exciting eureka moment Iâve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines.
- Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological.
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either.
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
I used to live in my neighborâs fishpond, but the aesthetic wasnât to my taste
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you donât have to worry about leaving fingerprints
The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned.
Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is.
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa
Iâm not a party animal, but I do like animal parties.
So long and thanks for the fish
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose
Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck
He always wore his sunglasses at night
She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house
He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side
Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them