Mom didnât understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello
He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there
Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about
The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail
- Rock music approaches at high velocity.
Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children
They improved dramatically once the lead singer left
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm.
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
He wasnât bitter that she had moved on but from the radish
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow
When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them
- She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better.
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone
- Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if Iâm truly real
Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since thatâs where the people are.
Watching the geriatric menâs softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
- My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.
Even though he thought the world was flat he didnât see the irony of wanting to travel around the world.
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute.