Please tell me you donât work in a morgue
The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Dannyâs head by mere millimeters
That must be the tenth time Iâve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars
Thereâs a message for you if you look up
Thereâs a message for you if you look up
He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself
At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp
Heâs in a boy band which doesnât make much sense for a snake
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared
The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance
She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable
He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons
The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants
The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner
There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer
Heâs in a boy band which doesnât make much sense for a snake
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better