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His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long

When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery

He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid

There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled

His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself

That is an appealing treasure map that I can’t read

More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground

Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible

The best key lime pie is still up for debate

I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive

It’s much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball

I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag

He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did

She always speaks to him in a loud voice

Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home

Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies

I trust everything that’s written in purple ink

He dreamed of eating green apples with worms

As he looked out the window, he saw a clown walk by