She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk
She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels
They say that dogs are manâs best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory
For some unfathomable reason, the response team didnât consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying
As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy
Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers
It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn
Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine
The fact that thereâs a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library
If you spin around three times, youâll start to feel melancholy
The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy
I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport
There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room
He didnât heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well
Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale