I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport
The bird had a belief that it was really a groundhog
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons
Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar
The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure
Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack
She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didn’t want to die alone
The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched
Sixty-Four comes asking for bread
Having no hair made him look even hairier
The gloves protect my feet from excess work
Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham