Iâm confused: when people ask me whatâs up, and I point, they groan
The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test
Today is the day Iâll finally know what brick tastes like
Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine
It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store
The stranger officiates the meal
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled
Iâll have you know Iâve written over fifty novels
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive
He was all business when he wore his clown suit
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood
On a scale from one to ten, whatâs your favorite flavor of random grammar
Itâs important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears
You realize youâre not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital
The ice-cream trucks bring back bad memories for all of us
Itâs always a good idea to seek shelter from the evil gaze of the sun