I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market
Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though heâs never been there
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive
It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy
Thereâs an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isnât it
People keep telling me âorangeâ but I still prefer âpinkâ
The beach was crowded with snow leopards
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldnât eat
The father died during childbirth
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head
Thigh-high in the water, the fishermanâs hope for dinner soon turned to despair
The toddlerâs endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety
I want to buy a onesie⊠but know it wonât suit me
The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure
The childâs favorite Christmas gift was the large box her fatherâs lawnmower came in
He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light
He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense