I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
I am my auntâs sisterâs daughter
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin
He created a pig burger out of beef
She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat
Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge
Flying fish few by the space station
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighborâs yard
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke
Art doesnât have to be intentional