Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light, habitat loss, and pesticides
This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
The body piercing didn’t go exactly as he expected
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they’ll upset by the lack of biscuits
She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach
My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey
The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he’d used until then
Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing
He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer
The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned
The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying!
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert
Red is greener than purple, for sure
The lake is a long way from here