They were excited to see their first sloth
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead
As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos
Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow
He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side
She folded her handkerchief neatly
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth
Pink horses galloped across the sea
Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday
Combines are no longer just for farms
He created a pig burger out of beef
- A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months.
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly
25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment
They got there early, and they got really good seats
He created a pig burger out of beef
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