She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor
The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction
The random sentence generator generated a random sentence about a random sentence
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched
The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight
Gwen had her best sleep ever on her new bed of nails
Peanuts donât grow on trees, but cashews do
While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny
She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldnât eat
We should play with legos at camp
If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. Itâs really not as bad as it sounds
He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasnât a good idea
I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout
You have every right to be angry, but that doesnât give you the right to be mean
Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them