He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row
The most exciting eureka moment Iâve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach
The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean
Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighborâs yard
Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag
The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet
I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market
The hawk didnât understand why the ground squirrels didnât want to be his friend
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory
The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall
Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over
It doesnât sound like that will ever be on my travel list
People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them