As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth
The old apple revels in its authority
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is
She folded her handkerchief neatly
He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus
At that moment he wasn’t listening to music, he was living an experience
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying!
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion
Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding
Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn’t it
One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge
Improve your goldfish’s physical fitness by getting him a bicycle