The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables
Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate
With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever
I trust everything that’s written in purple ink
Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on i
The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy
The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on anyone in the room
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind
The hummingbird’s wings blurred while it eagerly sipped the sugar water from the feeder
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news
When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds
The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived
That must be the tenth time I’ve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars
Standing on one’s head at job interviews forms a lasting impression
Don’t piss in my garden and tell me you’re trying to help my plants grow