They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use
The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out
You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick
Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people
Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy
As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory
Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling what could come next
He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway
Dolores wouldn’t have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it
You have every right to be angry, but that doesn’t give you the right to be mean
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didn’t want to die alone
Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same
After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all
Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar
Thigh-high in the water, the fisherman’s hope for dinner soon turned to despair
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea