He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there
As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled
The crowd yells and screams for more memes
I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs
The crowd yells and screams for more memes
No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older
He wasn’t bitter that she had moved on but from the radish
He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength
With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever
After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts
You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
Please put on these earmuffs because I can’t you hear
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana
He’s in a boy band which doesn’t make much sense for a snake
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
Today arrived with a crash of my car through the garage door
Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow