Peanuts don’t grow on trees, but cashews do
He never understood why what, when, and where left out who
He looked behind the door and didn’t like what he saw
He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom
Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days
While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beamWhile on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam
She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference
The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance
The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety
It’s never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts
The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood
They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the lady’s bag of food
Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping
You have every right to be angry, but that doesn’t give you the right to be mean
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers
Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof
He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish
We should play with legos at camp
I may struggle with geography, but I’m sure I’m somewhere around here