If I donât like something, Iâll stay away from it
At that moment he wasnât listening to music, he was living an experience
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
There arenât enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence
I may struggle with geography, but Iâm sure Iâm somewhere around here
Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasnât it
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke
He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign
Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children
The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us
He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker
Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails
There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery
As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse