Youâve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah
Having no hair made him look even hairier
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
Iâll have you know Iâve written over fifty novels
David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97
He wasnât bitter that she had moved on but from the radish
The body piercing didnât go exactly as he expected
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared
She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor
It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
Itâs much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days
Even though he thought the world was flat he didnât see the irony of wanting to travel around the world
She thought thereâd be sufficient time if she hid her watch
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks
Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about
I donât respect anybody who canât tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke