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his seven-layer cake only had six layers

He hated that he loved what she hated about hate

He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant

Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history

Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico

I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion

They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town

Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin

She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house

While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense

Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball

He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems.

The door slammed on the watermelon

He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance.

He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby.

She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses.

The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds

You realize you’re not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital

As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone.