Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water.
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession
Itâs much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball.
So long and thanks for the fish
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course.
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
The mysterious diary records the voice
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped heâd retain after she delivered the news.
At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense. 
The hummingbirdâs wings blurred while it eagerly sipped the sugar water from the feeder
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked
You have every right to be angry, but that doesnât give you the right to be mean
Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if Iâm truly real
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldnât eat
She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable