Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over.
On a scale from one to ten, what’s your favorite flavor of random grammar? 
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers.
He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July.
He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server.
There aren’t enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth.
Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone.
I want more detailed information. 
He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood.
The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy.
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected.
He embraced his new life as an eggplant.